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When I'm Driving Down The Highway I Like To Stick My Head Out The Window, Look Up At The Sky And Smile, In Case Somebody's Taking A Satellite Picture.
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When I'm driving down the highway I like to stick my head out the window,
look up at the sky and smile, in case somebody's taking a satellite
picture.
Related:
Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
-- Stephen Wrigh...
Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
-- Steven Wrigh...
Sometimes, when I drive across the desert in the middle of the night, with no other cars around, I start imagining
What if there were no civilization out there? No cities, no factories, no people?...
She was ugly! She was known as a two-bagger. That's a girl who's so ugly, when you go out with her you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.
She was so ugly, you look in the dictionary under "ugly" and you see her picture....
I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my hand through it.
I'll pick up my papers, and smile at the sky. I know that the hypnotized never lie.
Rod: [taking down poster] I don't like this clown! Ba
Ah, I wouldn't take it down if I were you. It's a load-bearing poster....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Lisa: Ewwww, gross. Momm! Bart was taking a picture of his butt!
Bart: [hastily pulls up his pants] Oh sure, like I'm really gonna take a picture of my butt....