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• As a boy he dreamed of being a ship's captain, but gave it up when someone explained to him what sharks were .
  .." -- Woody Alle...
• I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. -- Fred Alle
• Silence when you're shouting at me! -- Woody Allen, What's New, Pussycat?
• When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam
  I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. -- Woody Alle...
• It did not occur to me that my being with two men continuously would interest anyone or arouse anyone's misgivings.
  I asked for an invitation for Heinrich too, as often as it seemed possible, when Paulus and I were invited to a social gathering....
• I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam
  I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. -- Woody Alle...
• I was the best I ever had. -- Woody Alle