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  I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. -- Woody Alle...
• I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam
  I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. -- Woody Alle...
• I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year. . . for cheating on my metaphysics final.
  You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me....
• I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. -- Woody Alle
• When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. -- Woody Alle
• When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented my room. WOODY ALLEN
• This morning I abused my electric toaster. Tonight the elevator held me hostage in revenge.
  -- Woody Alle...
• I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
  -- Woody Alle...