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When I Was A Child, I Was So Fat That I Was The One Chosen To Play Bethlehem In The School Nativity Play.
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When I was a child, I was so fat that I was the one chosen to play
Bethlehem in the school Nativity play.
-- The Sea Monster (Jo Brand)
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