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• Marge: Hmm. Bart, what's wrong? There's something a little off about your hug.
  Bart: Mom, I need to tell you something. I kind of -- Marge...
• I want to share something with you -- the three little sentences that will get you through life.
  Number one, `Cover for me.' Number two, `Oh, good idea, boss....
• Krusty: I won't be coming back, kids. I got a sweet life here.
  The sea air is cleaning my lungs. The sun is toasting my pale skin a healthy brown, and most important, I learned that I don't need money to be happy....
• While the engineer developed his thesis, the director leaned over to his assistant and whispered, "Did you ever hear of why the sea is salt?
  "Why the sea is salt?" whispered back the assistant....
• Homer: What are you getting at? Lisa: Well, you're always trying to teach me to be open-minded, try new things, live life to the.
  .. Homer: What are you talking about? Nobody's trying to teach you that!...
• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... Do as I say, not as I do. Do me a favour and don't tell me about it....
• I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life.
  Number 1: [whispers] Cover for me. Number 2...
• I love you for what you are, but I love you yet more for what you are going to be.
  -- Carl Sandburg...
• Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.
  -- H. Jackson Browne, P. S. I Love You...