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• When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented my room. WOODY ALLEN
• I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. -- Woody Alle
• I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers -- they're going to make a game out of it.
  -- Woody Alle...
• I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. -- Woody Alle
• My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. -- Woody Alle
• When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam
  I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. -- Woody Alle...
• How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
  -- Woody Alle...