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I Don't Think My Parents Liked Me. They Put A Live Teddy Bear In My Crib. -- Woody Alle
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I don't think my parents liked me.
They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
-- Woody Allen
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Sex is nobody's business but me and my teddy bear'
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. -- Woody Alle
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented my room. WOODY ALLEN
I don't want to live on in my work, I want to live on in my apartment. -- Woody Alle
This morning I abused my electric toaster. Tonight the elevator held me hostage in revenge.
-- Woody Alle...
There was something about her I liked, but I couldn't put my finger on it.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. -- Woody Alle
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. -- Woody Alle