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• When my fist clenches crack it open, Before I use it and lose my cool.
  When I smile tell me some bad news, Before I laugh and act like a fool....
• Moe: Say, Barn, uh, remember when I said I'd have to send away to NASA to calculate your bar tab?
  Barney: Oh ho, oh yeah, you had a good laugh, Moe....
• Some asked me where the rubies grew, And nothing I did say
  But with my finger pointed to The lips of Julia....
• Bart+Lisa: Aah! Sideshow Bob! Bart: _You_ wrote me those letters.
  Marge: You awful man! Stay away from my son. Bob...
• Please don't give me a piece of your mind... I know it's your last one.
• The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
• The love we give away is the only one we keep. -- Elbert Hubbard