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• Moe: [reading a printout] You owe me seventy billion dollars.
  Barney: Huh? Moe: No, wait, wait, wait, that's for the Voyager spacecraft....
• Moe: Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a Mrs.
  O'Problem? First name, Bea. Moe: Uh, yeah, just a minute, I'll check....
• Moe: Yeah, Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. Bart: Is Jock there?
  Moe: Who? Bart: Jock, last name Strap. Moe: Uh, hold on....
• Marge: All you have to do [to remember romance] is think about your most cherished memories.
  Bart: Hmm... [flashback to 7G01] Moe: [on the phone] Moe's Tavern....
• Moe: [answers the phone] Moe's Tavern. ... Hold on, I'll check.
  Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt....
• Lenny: Hey, Moe...you got change for a five? Moe
  Yeah, sure thing Lenny. [opens cash register] [a cobra pops out and bites him repeatedly] A snake in the cash register!...
• Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
  Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
• Homer: Oh, I can't believe it, I got an enemy. Me the most beloved man in Springfield.
  Moe: Ah, it's a weird world, Homer. As hard as it is to believe, some people don't care for me, neither....
• Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all week.
  Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! [everyone claps as Homer bows] [Homer lights a cigar with a $...