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• When love is gone, there's always justice. And when justice is gone, there's always force.
  And when force is gone, there's always Mom. Hi, Mom! -- Laurie Anderso...
• Like my mom always said, "When your dad dies, then we'll be in heaven.
• Justice without force is powerless; force without justice is tyrannical. -- Blaise Pascal
• Lisa: Hi, Mom. Marge: Lisa! Hello. How are you doing in England?
  Remember, an elevator is called a "lift", a mile is called a "kilometer", and botulism is called "steak and kidney pie"....
• How do you know when love is gone ? If you said that you would be there at seven and you get there by nine, and he or she has not called the police yet, - it's gone.
  -- Marlene Dietrich...
• Unbidden guests are often welcomest when they are gone. -- William Shakespeare
• What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? -- Bertolt Brech