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• When the English language gets in my way, I walk over it. -- Billy Sunday
• Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. -- Robert Benchley
• If I could read your mind, love, What a tale your thoughts could tell
  Just like a paperback novel, The kind the drugstore sells, When you reach the part where the heartaches come, The hero would be me, Heroes often fail, You won't read that book again, because the ending is just too hard to take....
• Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man--no time to talk. -- Barry Gibb
• I walk this way because I have to.
• Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
  -- Mel Brook...
• When I come upon anything-- in Logic or in any other hard subject-- that entirely puzzles me, I find it a capital plan to talk it over, aloud, even when I am all alone.
  One can explain things so clearly to one's self! And then, you know, one is so patient with one's self...
• American English: The language of Presidents!
• When I read some of the rules for speaking and writing the English language correctly.
  .. I think Any fool can make a rule And every fool will mind it....