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• Lawyer's Rule: When the law is against you, argue the facts.
  When the facts are against you, argue the law. When both are against you, call the other lawyer names....
• The Rule of Law: 1. If the facts are against you, argue the law.
  2. If the law is against you, argue the facts. 3....
• When the law is on your side, argue the law. When the facts are on your side, argue the facts.
  When neither the facts nor the law are on your side, make an ad hominem attack. -- Old Adage...
• It's hard to argue against the right when the right is so right!
• You can't guard against the arbitrary. -- Borkowski's Law
• Borkowski's Law: You can't guard against the arbitrary.
• Knoxville, Tennessee, law says you must call a policeman if a lion or tiger brushes against you on the street.
• When it's you against the world, bet on the world.
• When the tide of life turns against you