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• Life is a race between your hand raising the champagne cup to your lips and the ocean's tide rising to swallow you.
• Tis the voice of the Lobster: I heard him declare "You have baked me too brown, I must sugar my hair.
  As a duck with its eyelids, so he with his nose Trims his belt and his buttons, and turns out his toes....
• It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. -- Warren Buffe
• The tide comes in and the tide goes out, and what have you got?
• You know you're old when your toupee turns gray.
• When it's you against the world, bet on the world.
• When the tides of life turn against you, And the current upsets your boat, Don't waste those tears on what might have bee
  Just lay on your back and float. -- Art Carney (as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners)...
• When the law is against you, argue the facts. When the facts are against you, argue the law.
  When both are against you, call the other lawyer names. (To see this in action, watch L.A. Law)...
• Lawyer's Rule: When the law is against you, argue the facts.
  When the facts are against you, argue the law. When both are against you, call the other lawyer names....