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• Mr. Salter's side of the conversation was limited to expressions of assent.
  When Lord Copper was right he said "Definitely, Lord Coppe...
• Texas A&M football coach Jackie Sherrill went to the office of the Dean of Academics because he was concerned about his players' mental abilities.
  "My players are just too stupid for me to deal with them", he told the unbelieving dean....
• And the Lord Said let there be Light, then had a beer.
• And the Lord God said, "Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil
  and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live forever, we must send him forth....
• Baldrick, go forth into the street and let it be known that Lord Blackadder wishes to sell his house.
  Percy...just go forth into the street. -- Edmund : Money...
• The Lord reigneth; let the earth rejoice. -- Old Testament -- Psalm xcvii, 1
• When ribbon grass is pulled up, the sod comes with it.
  Each according to his kind. Undertakings bring good fortune....
• Alien: I bring you peace. Homer: As a representative of the planet Earth, let me just say [gets his foot in the camp fire] Baaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
  Aaaaaaaaaaaagh! [tries to beat out the fire] Oww!...
• When Bishop Berkeley said "there was no matter," And proved it,--'t was no matter what he said.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto xi, Stanza 1...