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• Grampa: For the love of god, help me! I've been here for four days and that turtle's got all of my teeth!
  [looking down] There he is! [the turtle walks away, holding the oversized denture] Grampa...
• Alien: I bring you love! Hibbert: [smoking a cigar] Is that the love between a man and a woman or the love of a man for a fine Cuban cigar?
  [chuckles] Alien: Uh... I bring you love! Lenny...
• John: Oh, I've got the exact same curtains, only in my bathroom.
  Didn't you just die when you found these? Marge...
• Marge: [sighs] ...and then they gave me back my $500 investment and kicked me out of the club.
  Homer: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Back up a bit now....
• Homer: The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice... like Urkel!
  And he appears every Friday night... like Urkel!...
• I know you're mad at me right now, and I'm kinda mad too .
  .. I mean, we could sit here and try to figure out who forgot to pick up who till the cows come home....
• Skinner walks in, sees Homer] Skinner: What's _he_ doing here?
  Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned Flanders fired, he _insisted_ on helping....
• Bart: But, what's with the glowing? Burns: Um, I'll field that question.
  A lifetime of working in a nuclear power plant has given me a healthy green glow....
• Bart: All right! Snow day. No school tomorrow! [throws his schoolbook on the fire] Lisa
  That doesn't mean you don't have to do your book report....