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When The Plane You Are On Is Late, The Plane You Want To Transfer To Is On Time.
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When the plane you are on is late,
the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
-- Node's Postulate for Travellers
Related:
Airplane Law When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time. The Airplane Law
The Airplane Law: When the plane you're on is late, the plane you're transferring to is on time.
Typical Government - $500,000,000 for a plane you can't see.
The bugs you have to avoid are the ones that give the user not only the inclination to get on a plane, but also the time.
-- Kay Bostic...
The distance between the ticket counter and you plane is directly proportional to the weight of what you are carrying and inversely proportional to the time remaining before takeoff.
-- Gary Witzenburg...
When the weight of the paperwork equals the weight of the plane, the plane will fly.
-- Donald Dougla...