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When Two Divorced People Marry, Four Get Into Bed.
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When two divorced people marry, four get into bed.
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I never want to marry. I just want to get divorced. -- Woody Allen, "Love and Death
When I get bored I go to a Seven-Eleven and ask for a two-by-four and a box of three-by-fives.
-- Rod Schmid...
Dawn: The time when people of reason go to bed.
You will be married within a year, and divorced within two.
Dawn: the time when people of reason go to bed. -- Anon.
I think you should always laugh in bed--people always laugh at me when I'm in bed. -- Boy George
The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise.
Love is when two people who care about each other get confused. -- Bob Schneide
