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• Pardon me while I laugh.
• Homer: Promise not to laugh? I always wanted to own the Dallas Cowboys.
  [Bart and Lisa laugh] Lisa: I'm sorry, Dad....
• I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
• Skinner: More tea, Edna? Krabappel: What kind of little boy has a tea set?
  Skinner: [pours tea] I think we both know the answer to that ....
• Maude: What brings you to Springfield? Barbara: Well, George and I just wanted to be private citizens again -- go where nobody cared about politics.
  So we found the town with the lowest voter turnout in America....
• You should always think for yourself. Believe me.
• The man who can laugh when he isn't amused is always popular.
• This sad little lizard told me that he was a brontosaurus on his mother's side.
  I did not laugh; people who boast of ancestry often have little else to sustain them....