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• When was the last time you were drunk?
• When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Bicycle.
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• Hmmm, When is the last time the Tooth Fairy visited you?
• Hic! I'm sober as a jug. -- Famous Last Word
• The worst thing men is that when not drunk they are sober.
• Braddock:] Mr Churchill, you are drunk. [Churchill
  ] And you madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober tomorrow....
• Love and marriage may go together like a horse and carriage, but when was the last time you saw one of those?
• Be sober and temperate, and you will be happy. -- Benjamin Frankli
• Beverly: "If I remember correctly, the last time you graced my Sickbay, you were diving off the Cliffs of Heaven on Sumico IV, Holodeck Program Forty-Seven C.
  Kristin: "Same thing, only that time I flattened out when I should've tucked....