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When willie talks, see if her lips move.
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When Bubba talks, see if Hitlery's lips move.
Politicians always lie when their lips move.
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How can you tell when an IBM salesman is lying? When his lips move.
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Aye. Shary Bobbins and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country....
If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when the're reading to themselves.
-- Don Marqui...
When money talks there are few interruptions.
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Does a dog's lips move when he reads? (pause) Okay, no they don't....