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When You Are Ready To Reply To A Letter, You Will Lack At Least One Of The Following
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When you are ready to reply to a letter, you will
lack at least one of the following:
(a) A pen or pencil or typewriter.
(b) Stationery.
(c) Postage stamp.
(d) The letter you are answering.
-- The Hale Mail Rule
Related:
When you are ready to reply to a letter, you will lack at least one of the following
(a) A pen or pencil or typewriter. (b) Stationery....
Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one you are least interested, and say nothing about the other.
Weed's Axiom: Never ask two questions in a business letter.
The reply will discuss the one in which you are least interested and say nothing about the other....
Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one in which you are least interested and say nothing about the other.
-- Weed's Axiom...
Dear Sally. In response to you letter of December the 12th 1966, me favourite colour is blue, and me real first name is Richard.
Thanks for the snapshot. You're a real cute bird....
Write yourself a threatening letter and pen a defiant reply.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...after writing a big report, you try to backspace in a pen and paper letter.
Howden's Law: You remember to mail a letter only when you're nowhere near a mailbox.