When You Don't Have Any Money, The Problem Is Food.

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When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money,
it's sex. When you have both, it's health. If everything is simply jake,
then you're frightened of death.
-- J. P. Donleavy

When you have money, it is amazing how many relatives you suddenly have.
Moreover, you have no money.
I've had some happy times here, when..when you and Percy have been out.
-- Edmund to Baldrick : Money...
If you have a problem with homosexuals, don't have sex with any.
If you are really brave, trying writing a check to the IRS when you don't have money in your account at the bank.
Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or money to do it right. ADLER
Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right.
-- Kurt Herbert Alde...
The time to relax is when you don't have time for it. -- Sydney J. Harri
Money isn't everything as long as you have enough. -- Malcolm Forbe

When You Don't Have Any Money, The Problem Is Food.

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