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When You Have Money, It Is Amazing How Many Relatives You Suddenly Have.
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When you have money, it is amazing how many relatives you suddenly have.
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When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun.
And when you have fun, you can do amazing things, -- Joe Namath...
You may be redneck... if you have any relatives named Elmer or Jed.
Moreover, you have no money.
It's amazing how many people you could be friends with if only they'd make the first approach.
You will have many friends when you use a corkscrew.
When you don't have any money, the problem is food.
When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health....
Hindu to Christian: "How many *times* have you been born-again?
Wolter's Law: If you have the time, you won't have the money.
If you have the money, you won't have the time....
If you have the time, you won't have the money. If you have the money, you won't have the time.
-- Wolter's law...