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• I do- I do- I do- I do- what any normal person would do at that age.
  You call home. You call home to mother and father and say, "I'd like to get into the National Guard....
• I hope there's some respect and dignity for things I did not do.
• In George Bush you get experience, and with me you get- The Future!
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle in eastern Illinois (LA Times 10/19/88)...
• When you get into conflict, and regional conflicts, I mean, you have to have certain goals, and a goal cannot be really a no-win situation.
  -- Senator Dan Quayle attempting to explain his military service during the Vietnam war....
• What do you get if you cross Dan Quayle with a pit bull?
  You get a Vice President people will pay attention to!...
• Life has been very good to me. I never had to worry about where I was going to go.
  But I do say, 'Dan, you know, sometime in life there's going to be a tragedy....
• Homer: You see, Marge? Do you see? Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?
  Homer: Never, Marge! Never. I can't live the button-down life like you....
• Certainly, I know what to do, and when I am Vice President -- and I will be -- there will be contingency plans under different sets of situations.
  And I tell you what, I'm not going to go out and hold a news conference about it....
• What you guys want, I'm for.