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What Do You Get If You Cross Dan Quayle With A Pit Bull?
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What do you get if you cross Dan Quayle with a pit bull? You get a Vice
President people will pay attention to!
Related:
What do you get if you cross a pit bull with Lassie?
We are not sure, but we know that after it chews you up, it goes for help....
In George Bush you get experience, and with me you get- The Future!
-- Vice President Dan Quayle in eastern Illinois (LA Times 10/19/88)...
I've heard people say that [I have a short attention span].
I don't feel I do, because when I'm interested in something I'll stay in focus as long as it is necessary ....
You smile discreetly. Look like you're enjoying yourself, like you're ready to get down to serious business.
You've got to be careful what you say....
And let me tell you, the people that I met, whether it was in Honduras or Jamaica, obviously, Panama, just people on the street, not one time did I get a negative response about the United States.
As a matter of fact, I didn't even get a, you know, a real thumbs down or the raspberries as you drove by, a better reception, quite frankly, in a couple of cities there than you might even get in -- here at home....
A Thousand and One Things You Can Do With Lego Building Blocks -- A serious review of the work of the Vice President, inspired by Dan Quayle.
You get what you pay for.
The other day [the President] said, I know you've had some rough time
and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility....
What would you get if you crossed Dan Quayle with Richard Nixon?
You would get a public official who does not know if he is a crook or not....