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Look At These Cows And Remember That The Greatest Scientists In The World Have Never Discovered How To Make Grass Into Milk.
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Look at these cows and remember that the greatest scientists in the world
have never discovered how to make grass into milk.
-- Michael Pupin (1858-1935)
Related:
How come black cows eat green grass and give white milk on a dark night following a blue day?
When you next look at a cow eating some grass, pause a little longer and recall that science has not yet come up with a good response as to how grass is turned into milk.
Scientists discovered it.
SOCIALISM: You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Give both to the government....
SOCIALISM: You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Give both to the government....
I like milk because it comes from cows.
I have never seen a greater monster or miracle in the world than myself.
-- Michael de Montaigne (1533-1592) -- Essays, Book iii, Chap. xi...
Scientists have just discovered that the active ingredient in ICs is smoke - when it leaks out, they stop.
A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?