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• Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence (1) Never use an elevator in a building that has been hit by a nuclear bomb
  use the stairs. (2) When you're flying through the air, remember to roll when you hit the ground....
• Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence 1. Never use an elevator in a building that has been hit by a nuclear bomb, use the stairs.
  2. When you're flying through the air, remember to roll when you hit the ground....
• Put your hand over your mouth when you sneeze; internal organs will be scarce in the post-nuclear age.
  -- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...
• When you're flying through the air, remember to roll when you hit the ground.
  -- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...
• Never use an elevator in a building that has been hit by a nuclear bomb
  use the stairs. -- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...
• If you're on fire, avoid gasoline and other flammable materials.
  -- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...
• Nutritionally, hundred dollar bills are equal to ones, but more sanitary due to limited circulation.
  -- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...
• Drive carefully in "Heavy Fallout" areas; people could be staggering illegally.
  -- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...