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• When your Beer goes flat, you throw it out.
• If you keep anything long enough, you can throw it away.
• When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a Beer.
• The most successful direction in which you can throw dice is away.
• When you go to a beer, <hic> you can always pick up a bar <hic>.
• 1. If you keep anything long enough you can throw it away.
  2. If you throw anything away, you will need it as soon as it is no longer accessible....
• You can shoot a Beer.
• Q: Why should you always serve a Southern Carolina football man soup in a plate?
  A: 'Cause if you give him a bowl, he'll throw it away....