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• When beer goes flat, you can toss it out. -- Men vs. Bee
• When beer goes flat, you can toss it out. -- Women vs. Bee
• When you're through with a beer, you can always throw it away.
• WINDOWS: What you throw your computer out of.
• Homer: I can't wait 'till they throw his hatless butt in jail.
  Marge: Homer, you shouldn't eat so much food. It's bad for your heart....
• If your Bicycle goes flat you can fix it. -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a man number 12
• Did you ever think as a hearse goes by, That you might beeee the next to die.
  They wrap you up in a nice clean sheet, And throw you in about 6 feet deep....
• In your heart you know it's flat!
• Oh don't the days seem lank and long When all goes right and none goes wrong, And isn't your life extremely flat With nothing whatever to grumble at!