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When Your Opponent's Sittin' There Holdin' All The Aces, There's Only One Thing To Do
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When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one
thing to do: kick over the table.
-- Dean Martin
Related:
John's Axiom When your opponent is down, kick him.
When your opponent is down, kick him. -- John Camero
Moe: Okay, punching isn't your thing. But that's okay.
You're not that kind of fighter. What you're gonna do is stand there while your opponent gets exhausted from over-punching....
Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.
-- The Anarchist Cookbook...
Perhaps the best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time. -- Dean Acheso
One toke over the line, sweet Mary, One toke over the line, Sittin' downtown in a railway station, One toke over the line.
Waitin' for the train that goes home, Hopin' that the train is on time, Sittin' downtown in a railway station, One toke over the line....