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• Moe: Hey, get away from that! Leave him alone!
  Kearney: It said I was gay! [Kearney and Dolph leave to studio laughter] Moe...
• Homer: I'm really sorry I hit you Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt on that eye.
  Burns: [frightened] No, please, I can't bear another trashing....
• Homer: You can let him down gently, but over the next couple of months, I want you to break it off.
  Marge: Um, okay, Homer. Homer: Whoof! That was a close one, kids....
• Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
  Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
• Homer: Oh, what am I going to do? Moe: Uh, why don't you invite him over.
  Turn him from an enemy to a friend. Then when he's not expecting it -- bam!...
• Moe: All right, Homer, I'm not gonna lie to you. There's a good chance you can beat Tatum.
  But you gotta visualize how you're gonna win, okay?...
• Moe: Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need.
  However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance....
• Moe: Who's gonna knock you down? Homer: No one! Moe
  When do you gonna fight back? Homer: Never! Moe...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...