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• Can you do Addition?" the White Queen asked. "What's one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one?
  "I don't know," said Alice. "I lost count." "She can't do Addition," the Red Queen interrupted....
• I'll shake you into a kitten, that I will! -- Lewis Carroll
• What I tell you three times is true. -- Lewis Carroll
• For the Snark was a Boojum, you see. -- Lewis Carroll
• Then you should say what you mean," the March Hare went on.
  "I do," Alice hastily replied; "at least - at least I mean what I say - that's the same thing, you know....
• Now I'll give YOU something to believe. I'm just one hundred and one, five months and a day.
  I can't believe THAT!" said Alice. "Can't you?" the Queen said in a pitying tone....
• The horror of that moment," the King went on, "I shall never, never forget!
  "You will, though," the Queen said, "if you don't make a memorandum of it....
• Speak in French when you can't think of the English for a thing.
  -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-Gla...
• What I tell you three times is true. -- Lewis Carroll, "The Hunting of the Snark