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• At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.
• The number of computer scientists in a room is inversely proportional to the number of bugs in their code.
• The distance between the ticket counter and you plane is directly proportional to the weight of what you are carrying and inversely proportional to the time remaining before takeoff.
  -- Gary Witzenburg...
• The number of taxis at an airport is inversely proportional to the number of flights arriving.
  -- The Third Law Of Air Travel...
• Appealingness is inversely proportional to attainability.
• The relative speed of a computer, regardless of CPU architecture, is inversely proportional to the number of Microsoft products installed.
  -- From a Slashdot.org po...
• The efficiency of a committee meeting is inversely proportional to the number of participants and the time spent on deliberations.
  -- Old and Kahn's Law...
• The number of different hypotheses erected to explain a given biological phenomenon is inversely proportional to the available knowledge.
  -- Edington's Theory...