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• There was a man who enjoyed playing golf, and could occasionallly put up with taking in a round with his wife.
  One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round....
• Sodom and Gomorrah! Wicked people destroyed by a tremendous conflagration, belching forth fire, hell, and brimstone from the heavens!
  Wicked people stooped to debaucheries, degeneracies, and perversion!...
• A man arrived home early to find his wife in the arms of his best friend, who swore how much they were in love.
  To quiet the enraged husband, the lover suggested, "Friends shouldn't fight, let's play gin rummy....
• The husband who doesn't tell his wife everything probably reasons that what she doesn't know won't hurt him.
  -- Leo J. Burke...
• A light wife doth make a heavy husband. -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice
• A light wife doth make a heavy husband. -- Wm. Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice
• A successful man is one who can make enough money so that his wife can spend all she wants.
  A successful women is a woman who can find such a man....
• Husband who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night.