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The Husband Who Doesn't Tell His Wife Everything Probably Reasons That What She Doesn't Know Won't Hurt Him.
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The husband who doesn't tell his wife everything probably reasons that what
she doesn't know won't hurt him.
-- Leo J. Burke
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The husband who doesn't tell his wife everything probably reasons that what she doesn't know won't hurt him.
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