Where Imagination Is Sucked Out Of Children By A Cathode Ray Nipple T.

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Where imagination is sucked out of children by a cathode ray nipple
T.V. is the only wet nurse that would create a cripple
On television, the drug of a nation
Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation.
-- Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy

But where's the disposable crewman?
Homer stands behind an X-ray machine] Hibbert: Now what you see here is the radioactive dye flowing through your husband's circulatory system.
Nurse: But Doctor, I haven't injected the dye yet!...
If Windows sucked it would be good for something.
Violence on television only affects children whose parents act like television personalities.
Save the children! Shoot a drug dealer!
Where the hell is Wall Drug?
All television is children's television. -- Richard P. Adle

Where Imagination Is Sucked Out Of Children By A Cathode Ray Nipple T.

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