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  Hibbert: Good. I must warn you though, this procedure will cost you upwards to $...
• Remember your Hippopotamus oath! -- Homer to Dr. Hibbert, "Homer's Triple Bypa
• Hibbert: Now I'm going to do a fat analysis test. I'll start your jiggling and measure how long it takes to stop.
  [starts it jiggling] [jiggles for five seconds] Home...
• Quimby: {This is incredible. It's God's most wondrous miracle.
  } Nurse: {Sir, I think your wife wants to hold the baby....
• Hibbert: Homer, I'm afraid you'll have to undergo a coronary bypass operation.
  Homer: Say it in English, Doc. Hibbert: You're going to need open heart surgery....
• Lovejoy: Do you see a light, Homer? Homer: [disembodied] Yes.
  .. Lovejoy: Move into the light, my son. Homer: [a buzzing is heard] Aah!...
• Homer: I can't wait 'till they throw his hatless butt in jail.
  Marge: Homer, you shouldn't eat so much food. It's bad for your heart....
• Oh Doctor, I was in a wonderful place filled with fire and brimstone and there were all guys in red pyjamas sticking pitchforks in my butt!
  -- Homer recovers from a heart attack, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Lisa: [annoyed] Dad! Homer: Yes, sweetheart? Lisa
  Obesity is really unhealthy; any doctor will tell you that....