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• If you lose your memory just forget about it.
• If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think. -- Clarence Darrow
• Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
• A file is the response of a computer when it is asked how you can lose just about everything, systematically.
• Try to reason about love and you will lose your reason.
• You know you are in bad shape when people take one look at you and openly speculate out loud about when death started advertising.
• Don't worry about who you step on when you're on the way up if you don't plan on coming down.
• Whichever way you turn upon entering an elevator, the buttons will be on the opposite side.
  -- Gluck's First Law...
• Ned: Homer, I'm afriad I've got a bone to pick with you.
  Homer: Look, if it's about the camcorder, I <lost> it, okay? -- "Bart the Love...