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A Unicorn Can Be Tamed Only By A Fair Maiden.
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A unicorn can be tamed only by a fair maiden.
Related:
Sulu: "I'll save you, fair maiden." -- "The Naked Time", Stardate 1704.2.
Only the brave deserve the fair, but only rich, fat, cowardly merchants can afford same.
-- Chinese Proverb...
Chuck: She certainly tamed that horse. Student 2
Yes, but what man can tame her? -- Watching Lisa and "Lisa's Pony...
The only fair tax is a Flat Tax.
I love football ... Football's a fair sport for my people.
Only sport in the world a Negro can chase a white man and 40,000 people stand up and cheer him....
Doris: Yon meat, 'tis sweet as summer's wafting breeze.
Homer: Can I have some? Doris: Mine ears are only open to the pleas of those who speak ye olde English....
Innocent-------- and Horny [picture of unicorn]
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
UNICORN -- a horse with a horn on.