Who Are You And How Did You Get In Here?

Who Are You And How Did You Get In Here?

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Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm
a locksmith.
-- Leslie Nielsen as Lieutenant Frank Drebin,Police Squad

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