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• O You have had all that money can give you, but that wasn't enough.
  =`\<, You became a thrill-seeker. Kill for the thrill....
• I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do.
  When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours....
• The future of "I give" is "you take.
• You know you should be swimming when . . . At home, you close all the drapes, take off your clothes and don a pair of swim fins.
• Why is that every time I write F you see K?
• Why do you lead me a wild-goose chase? -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap.
  vi...
• Lisa: Why don't you go see Grampa? Bart: What can &l
  he> do? Lisa: He'll give you good advice. He's the toughest Simpson alive....
• Well, we're big rock singers, we've got golden fingers, And we're loved everywhere we go.
  We sing about beauty, and we sing about truth, At ten thousand dollars a show....
• Why is it that when you DIE, you can't take your HOME ENTERTAINMENT CENTER with you?
  ? -- Zippy the Pinhead...