Who Could Imagine That They Could Freak Out In Kansas Who Could Imagine That They Could Freak Out In Washington D.

Who Could Imagine That They Could Freak Out In Kansas Who Could Imagine That They Could Freak Out In Washington D.

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Who could imagine
That they could freak out in Kansas
Who could imagine
That they could freak out in Washington D.C.
Everybody's clean, it can't happen here, no, no
And they thought it couldn't happen here
They were so sure it couldn't happen here
It can't happen here
-- Frank Zappa

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