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• You shouldn't try to teach a pig to sing. You waste your time and it annoys the pig.
• Smile. It pleases your friends and annoys your enemies!
• Whoever dies with the most toys wins.
• Whoever dies with the most LEGO wins.
• The simplest and most beautiful answer to a problem is inevitably wrong.
• The ring begins to glow. First, dimly. Then, bright.
  Then, brighter. It It becomes so bright that you cannot see....
• When you go ice-skating, try not to swing your arms too much, because that really annoys me.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.