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  -- Henri Matisse...
• This is patently absurd; but whoever wishes to become a philosopher must learn not to be frightened by absurdities.
  -- Bertrand Russell...
• Whoever decided to limit taglines to 57 char. can kiss my
• Whoever admits that he is too busy to improve his methods has acknowledged himself to be at the end of his rope.
  And that is always the saddest predicament which anyone can get into. -- J. Ogden Armou...
• Just a few of the perfect excuses for having some strawberry shortcake.
  Pick one. 1: It's less calories than two pieces of strawberry shortcake....
• Painting is something that takes place among the colors, and one has to leave them alone completely, so that they can settle the matter among themselves.
  Their intercourse: this is the whole of painting. Whoever meddles, arranges, injects his human deliberation, his wit, his advocacy, his intellectual agility in any way, is already disturbing and clouding their activity....
• Whoever thought up No Alcohol beer was way too drunk.
• Whoever tells a lie cannot be pure in heart -- and only the pure in heart can make a good soup.
  -- Ludwig Van Beethove...
• Mathematics, rightly viewed, possesses not only truth but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and austere
  like that of a sculpture, without appeal to any part of our weaker nature, without the gorgeous trapping of painting or music, yet sublimely pure, and capable of a stern perfection such as only the greatest art can show....