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  for the drunkenness endureth longer to the utter ruin of the brain and understanding, by reason that the fumes and vapors of ale or beer that ascend to the head are more gross, and therefore cannot be so soon resolved as those that rise up of wine....
• Pour a beer in your hand and get your date drunk.
• Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.
• Being too drunk to fish is like being too fat to bowl - impossible.
• Pr.Sk: Whoever did this is in very deep trouble. Marti
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• They caution pregnant women not to drink alcohol. It may harm the baby.
  I think that's ironic. If it wasn't for alcohol most women wouldn't be that way. -- Rita Rudne...
• Banner: Are you the beer baron?? Ned: Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt- diddily-ildly as char-didily-arged!
  Banner: He's not the baron, but he sounds drunk....