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Who Stole The Cork From My Breakfast? -- W. C.
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Who stole the cork from my breakfast?
-- W. C. Fields
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Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!" -- W. C. Field
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch. -- W. C. Field
What scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? -- J. D. Farley
Somebody left the cork out of my lunch. -- W.C. Field
I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. -- W. C. Field
Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. -- Leo Rosten [on W. C. Fields]
Any man who hates dogs and loves whiskey can't be all bad. -- W. C. Field
