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• Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. -- Leo Rosten [on W. C. Fields]
• Anyone who hates Dogs and Kids Can't be All Bad. -- W. C. Field
• Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. -- Leo Rosten, on W.C. Field
• Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. -- Oliver Herford
• Who stole the cork from my breakfast? -- W. C. Field
• Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!" -- W. C. Field
• A man who overindulges lives in a dream. He becomes conceited.
  He thinks the whole world revolves around him--and it usually does. -- W. C. Field...