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• Don't SANFORIZE me!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Spreading peanut butter reminds me of opera!! I wonder why? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• NANCY!! Why is everything RED?! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Why is everything made of Lycra Spandex? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• BARBARA STANWYCK makes me nervous!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• FEELINGS are cascading over me!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I don't believe there really IS a GAS SHORTAGE.. I think it's all just a BIG HOAX on the part of the plastic sign salesmen-- .
  . to sell more numbers!! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Talking Pinhead Blues: Oh, I LOST my ``HELLO KITTY'' DOLL and I get BAD reception on channel TWENTY-SIX!
  ! Th'HOSTESS FACTORY is closin' down and I just heard ZASU PITTS has been DEAD for YEARS....
• Civilization is fun! Anyway, it keeps me busy!! -- Zippy the Pinhead