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Why Are Women Wearing Perfumes That Smell Like Flowers?
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Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers? Men don't like
flowers. I've been wearing a great scent. It's called New Car Interior.
-- Rita Rudner
Related:
I like to press wild flowers.
I like winter. I like the cold. I like the sound of flowers dying.
Flowers are like the pleasures of the world. -- William Shakespeare
They caution pregnant women not to drink alcohol. It may harm the baby.
I think that's ironic. If it wasn't for alcohol most women wouldn't be that way. -- Rita Rudne...
May your daughters be like the flowers in the field -- wither away and fade.
Logic is a tweeting bird, chirping in your ear. Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad.
-- Star Trek, `I, Mudd`...
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-- Rita Rudne...
Older sister: "Why are you wearing my new raincoat?
Younger sister: "I didn't want to get your new dress wet....
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. -- Rita Rudne