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• I come in peace. I only seek alcohol, women, and hockey!
• Spilling your drink is alcohol abuse!
• Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
  -- Rita Rudne...
• Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers?
  Men don't like flowers. I've been wearing a great scent....
• I Like Liquor: Ethyl Alcohol
• I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. -- Rita Rudne
• Adding manpower to a late project is like getting nine women pregnant in hopes of obtaining a baby in one month.
• Quimby: You can't seriously want to ban alcohol.
  It tastes great, makes women appear more attractive, and makes a person virtually invulnerable to criticism....
• A lot of things may be preserved in alcohol. But not your dignity.